100 Things more enjoyable than this law assignment

Writing about Stevens v Kabushiki Kaisha Sony Computer Entertainment and Roadshow Films Pty Ltd v iiNet Limited has probably been the least enjoyable thing I have had to do in my recent life, though that goes to show how good my life has been lately, here’s a list of things I would rather do than finish this assignment, in no particular order:

1. Eat some cake.
2. Go to the dentist.
3. Play a video game.
4. Read a book.
5. Read a book I wouldn’t enjoy.
6. Read a book by Jane Austin.
7. Read a book by Jane Austin and write about it from the perspective of enjoying reading it.
8. Don’t do the above.
9. Play superman 64.
10. Play the first mass effect game.
11. Pretend I enjoyed it in conversation with a fan.
12. Attend a day of year 12 again.
13. Enter a religion debate on the internet.
14. Become a Christmas caroler.
15. Go to a church service.
16. meditate with some monks.
17. Have after meditation drinks with some monks and wake up without one of my legs in a German hostel.
18. Play Sengoku.
19. Play Sengoku as the Oda clan.
20. Play Sengoku at full speed while trying to have a conversation with someone.
21. Read webcomics.
22. Read webcomics i dont like.
23. Listen to terrible libravox recordings of H.P Lovecraft stories.
24. Try to raise the dead.
25. Try to raise the dead with self raising flour.
26. Try to raise the dead, succeed, then fight off the dead uprising.
27. Walk down the street and then back up it.
28. Not doing my law assignment.
29. Becoming a cleric and oppressing people.
30. Watch home and away for five hours.
31. Translate Nicki Minaj songs into english.
32. Try find a low ping server in an old multiplayer only game.
33. Become a true cultist and take a boat to where Rleyh supposedly is.
34. Reinstall MSN messenger.
35. Email past clients and ask how their lives are going.
36. Read a political news website.
37. Read an american political news website.
38. Colour co-ordinate my games collection.
39. Colour co-ordinate rooms in my house.
40. Door knock looking for people who look like me, close the door on them if they do not look like me for them.
41. Trick or treat with no costume in a run down part of the city.
42. Rig a character with countless limbs.
43. Play Dota2 and trick myself into enjoying it.
44. Read IGN reviews and trick myself into enjoying them.
45. Send fanmail to people i have mutual friends with on facebook.
46. Play dungeons and dragons by myself in a bee costume.
47. Do other assignments.
48. Eat two cakes.
49. Put out signs on my lawn protesting myself.
50. Pay people to put signs on my lawn to protest me doing my law assignment.
51. Make a miniature version of myself making a list of why miniature me should not do his law assignment.
52. Clone myself so that i could get him to also not do my law assignment.
53. Hire a lawyer and pay him to not do my law assignment.
54. Reblog things mindlessly on tumblr.
55. Cook food and take photos of it for all of my friends on facebook.
56. Post song lyrics on facebook.
57. Listen to my collection of radio drama.
58. Watch the news shows on TV and call my future self to warn him about mundane things.
59. Sculpt Dean Halsey before and after the typhoid epidemic/reanimation.
60. Play Munchkin because its actually fun.
61. Make a youtube video about the epidemic of youtube videos.
62. Get a tattoo.
63. Get two tattoos that contradict each other so i can get put on failblog, for example “Leviticus 19:28″ and then “I love marking myself!” i don’t know..
64. Become a lawyer and then exile myself from the rest of humanity, to study the art of lawyerim.
65. Take up a dance class.
66. Take up a dance class and a fighting sport, attend both in wrong attire.
67. Stare at a lamp.
68. Make toasted spaghetti sandwiches.
69. Try finish “I wanna be the guy” without dying, restart everything on death and cut off one of your fingers.
70. Play second life.
71. Sing along to a song while videotaping it .
72. Record myself doing walk cycles and animate over it.
73.  Claim I’m a member of some subculture and say everyone else in that subculture isn’t a “Real” member of the subculture.
74. Kill sims by removing the ladder in the swimming pool.
75. Play through the metal gear solid series while eating cake and sleep in afterwards.
76. erase the version of “Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) ” by Cher.
77. Visit Innsmouth and stay in the really nice hotel they have there.
78. Drink a gallon of soy sauce .
79. Drink a gallon of soy sauce, wash it down with a gallon of miso soup.
80. Write hatemail to people I like and respect, sign the hatemail with my full name.
81. Listen to my younger brothers choice of music.
82. Learn Swahilian.
83. Make coffee for every member of today tonight’s team.
84. Try to find people who would play ARMA2 with me.
85. Paint war gaming miniatures .
86. Watch a game of Australian rules football.
87. Watch a game of soccer.
88. Unlock everything in cooking mama4.
89. Get to level 80 in World of Warcraft in one sitting.
90. Play through the Dynasty warriors online tutorial’s three times.
91. Actually do something productive.
92. Write fanfiction.
93. Make a visual novel from the fanfiction with stick drawings.
94. Make a first person shooter/romance novel epic to follow it up as a sequel .
95. Eat a fried egg.
96. Eat a fried egg hard mode: Not allowed to drown it with sauce.
97. Watch the lord of the rings series again.
98. Actually watch starwars for the first time, enjoying it is not a requirement .
99.  Write a list about what I could do instead of this assignment.
100. Post list on Facebook to waste other peoples time reading it.